Sarah Hanson-Young, Mary MacKillop all up for grabs in lad’s mag
To be honest, I’m not sure whether to give these deadbeats more oxygen, but since I reckon Kyle Sandilands could do with a break… maybe it’s a humanitarian act.
Come on down Tim Keen, editor of Zoo Weekly magazine. He thinks it’s a circulation winner to stalk a female politician. Asking her to strip off, then when she ignores him, Photoshop her head onto a bikini body.
He also reckons it’s a cack to make fun of the world’s most desperate, suffering women with his search for Australia’s “hottest asylum seeker”.
Hope this edition makes it big, Timmo, maaaate, because, according to circulation figures quoted by Crikey – “Former powerhouse FHM published its last edition in May; Ralph was closed in July 2010. ACP’s Zoo Weekly, launched to great fanfare in 2006, has shed over 50% of its circulation since July 2011” – you’re floundering.
Like some foxy chick asylum seeker, you could sink like a stone if your latest desperate move doesn’t give you some refuge from your plummeting sales.